Your child has been acting strange lately and you have been hearing strange sounds coming from their room in the middle of the night. When you enter the room you notice that the door to their closet is moving. Your child tells you not to open it because a monster in hiding in it. What do you do?
A. Open the closet, because there are no such things as monsters!
B. Listen to your child and leave the room without opening it.
C. Tell your kid that if they don’t stop making noise you’ll show them who the real monster is.
The answer is, of course, letter A. Children quite often have very fertile imaginations, so what are the chances that a monster is actually hiding in their closet? ZERO! You are the parent, you are supposed to show them who is boss, so open that closet door in confidence because you are in charge! What is really in the closet? There are only clothes and toys inside of it and do those move all by themselves? Of course not! So, get in there and do the right thing. Open that closet door!
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You find yourself in a cabin in the woods with a group of friends in the middle of the night. I mean, they might not totally be your friends because they may not like the way you eat or the fact that you do loud farts. However, that doesn’t matter! What does matter is that you have heard a strange groaning sound coming from somewhere outside the cabin. None of your friends heard it, and start calling you an idiot. What should you do?
A. Start crying and telling your friends that they’re mean.
B. Ignore your friends and the sound.
C. Go outside and find out what the sound is.
The right answer is C; you should go outside and find out what the sound is. Who has the courage to go outside in the foggy woods and find out what is going on? You do! That’s right, by going outside and investigating it you may become a hero. It could be a horny racoons, or an angry local with a taste for human flesh; it doesn’t matter! Imagine the thanks that you will get from your friends when you get back to the cabin and tell them that nothing is the matter! Not only will you be a hero, you will become the subject of stories for years to come.
Now, get out of that cabin and bravely go forth!